On Ashok Pande’s Lapujhanna

May you continue to illuminate our world with such insightful writing as Lapujhanna

You have all your fingers on the pulse of your reader, and through your characters, also on the significance of individual and collective human behaviour and actions. For a lay reader some of these actions (of your characters) may be meaningless or could be inferred as trivial – a humorous interlude – and these could be seen as actions directed at no person, but, deeper meanings of these are significant to our understanding of who and why we are, what we are as a society.  

As a writer you trap your readers, hold her in a spell, like a magician does to its audience. A ten-year old protagonist/narrator navigates the minefield of suburban or small town India, and, through his loveable gang of friends, blows up every decent notion of parenthood and childhood a society could/should have. A slightly older character, that too a vagrant, a child abused and violated pushed to the street, manages to steer and guide the reader where he wants. That is his power. As a reader you are at his will and command, you start missing this ‘misfit’ if he doesn’t appear for two pages. This character forces the readers to start mimicking his traits and accept them publicly, as a matter of pride. Look at what Laffatu has done! He has brought your fan following to start conversing in his demeanor. The character lisps and stutters yet no one feels sheepish or embarrassed at openly siding with him, joining his street-gang-like style and even speaking the way Laffatu does. In Urdu, Lappujhanna is pronounced Laffujhanna that in English would be loosely foolish, idiot, jerk or dimwit.

Wow! It is simply a wow thing for an author that his characters are being ‘adopted’ by his readers as ‘their children’. It is only the parents of a growing up adorable toddler who start babbling like the child. On social media, your reader starts conversing in the words and style of the character, succumbs to it consciously and deliberately, knowing fully well that there is a certain shame associated with this disability in our society.

The story or that one dynamic character doesn’t stop hammering us. One character is not enough for the plot. The other ‘gang members’ and tertiary characters too hit us–relentlessly, mercilessly. Not one of them stays static even for a paragraph, even Lal Singh, the roadside Bum-pakora seller who watches the town pass by him every day. He is a banker to ‘his sweet-gang’ not just of the tainted money but ideas too – he is a saviour – a friend, philosopher and guide to the emotionally tormented bunch of youngsters – a second kitchen, a second mother away from their own household. The parents, family, classmates, shopkeepers, teachers, neighbours, girls & women (supposedly the emotional anchors), workers, even the locations – each one – in their shortest of remarks – rip open the ugly seams of our society. Devoid of love, care and grooming the youth oscillate between hope and frustration. If one wants to teach a subject called ‘the state of the nation’ this one book should be on the curriculum.

There is a certain rousing rhythm, a kind of music of the Spaghetti era of Westerns that runs through the book without it being there explicitly. A John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Paul Newman or a Strother Martin lurking somewhere. One can almost hear muted shrieks and muffled vocals, stretched strings of sobbing guitars, tower bells sounding fear, a steam rail engine trundling over desert tracks, sound of hoofs trotting on rocky west bearing bad omen, a bullet hitting and ricocheting off a metal drum and the precious water draining out of it, a pistol fired somewhere and a hyena crying in the dark. These sounds may not be audible to all but their echoes resonate. Reading Lapujhanna took me back to the time when I first read Raag Darbari. Ashok Pande’s writing reminds me so much of the noted satirist Shrilal Shukla ji. May you continue to illuminate our world with such insightful writing as Lapujhanna.

This work of art is a must read for students of behavioral science.
15 February 2022
A lovely picture by Shephali Frost and the book cover

Our nascent steps in publishing

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नानी की बत्तीसी

बच्चों के लिए कुछ कहने का, कुछ लिखने का और फिर उन्हें सुनाने का मज़ा वो है जैसे आप अपने बचपन में लौटे हों। कोई मीटर, कोई स्टाइल, कोई ग्रैमर किसी की कोई पाबन्दी नहीं होती। बस सच्चा सपाट प्रसंग, रोज़ देखी या आप बीती घटना, अक्सर सुना संयोग – जिसमे कोई लाग-लपेट न हो, कविता या कवि होने का कोई छलावा न हो। सिनेमा जैसी चलती तस्वीर हो जिसमे बच्चे अपना खुद का दिया संगीत जोड़ सकें, ढोल मंजीरा सुन सकें, अपनी तुक लगा सकें, सुरों को पीछे छोड़ वो अपना पाक शफ़ाफ़ राग गा सकें जिस से मियां तानसेन भी सर नवां दें । बस हो तो शब्दों से जुड़े शब्दों की तुक जिसमे बच्चे अपने शब्द, अपनी तुक जोड़ सकें बिना किसी हील-हुज़्ज़त के। लिखो तो बच्चे हो जाओ, तुक ऐसी मिलाओ के दिल खुश हो जाये और आनंद बख़्शी भी हार मान लें।  

ख़ैर, नानी की बत्तीसी तो अगली सुबह मिल गई थी पर ये तुकबंदी खो गई थी। अब मिल गई है तो मज़े लीजिये। 

– रा 

बच्चों की पत्रिका वाले खूसटों ने इसे वापिस भेज दिया था। 

Mother’s Day 2023

She was fast asleep when I left home at about 6.40. She must have slept late again, I told myself. I normally walk an hour twenty or a little more every morning. Today it stretched to two hours plus as Vikram, another walker-jogger, started sharing his recent experience of the hills and the unseasonal rains. The unusual delay resulted in Rajni stepping out to look for me. As we walked back home I was told that Ma wanted to come looking for me and that she was anxious and panicky. In Ma’s case these anxiety attacks result in an upset stomach and her getting successive loosies. That’s what Ma has been for as long as I have known her. Anyone not reaching back home in time, someone being unwell, the very mention of the word accident, not hearing from her siblings or a relative for long or for that matter no news from even a distant hardly-an-acquaintance can trigger a stomach churn and loosies for her. Till a decade back it was okay, she had been healthy and the body could take it, but now at 89, forgetful and frail, her anxiousness worries us. Over our first cup of tea I calmed her and talked about her friends in Ashok Vihar. Suddenly she recalled an episode of anxiety attack and loosies she had just before she was to be honoured with ‘the eminent lady award’ in 1998. It was a happier and celebratory moment, yet it made her anxious. Holding my arm she pushed a folded 500 rupee note from her clasped fist to my hand and said, ‘Happy Mother’s Day.’ I patted her hand and helped her sit for breakfast. She continued, “I am like that, I am a mother, I worry. I have no control.” The lesson: Stay at home, not away from your mother if you really want a happy mother’s day.

Picture: Ma (centre) being felicitated.